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  which celebrity death....?

  by nowisee in

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  just heard about the death of joel siegel, the entertainment critic for abc, and found myself, surprisingly, in tears.

  maybe it was because he had such a young son and made plans to let him know how much he was loved, long before he died.

  maybe because i have watched him for so many years.

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  keyser soze

  Kurt Cobain and Chris Farley.
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  Getting Drunk at the ASSembly tomorrow! *queue evil smile*

  by Mincan in

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  i got the plans in the works!

  i've got a 26er and a half of vodka mixed with fruit punch (no smell on breath or when mixed :d) in my suitcase!!!!

  lol!

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  There isn't enough alcohol in the world to make me go to another convention. Perhaps if I drank myself unconscious and missed all of it, but then what would be the point.
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  Did You Take Your "Ministry" Seriously?

  by minimus in

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  since all jehovah's witnesses are "ministers" and are to act like "watchmen" so as to not be bloodguilty before jehovah god, would you say that you, personally were a fine zealous preacher?

  did you make sure that you accurately kept your house-to-house records up to date?

  did you make sure you were back in a timely fashion once you placed literature?

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  keyser soze

  I got no enjoyment out of it whatsoever. I always hoped like hell that there would be nobody at home. A lot of times I was just winging it at the door. I rarely had a presentation prepared. I always found the ones suggested in the KM to be extremely lame. I always tried to get into car groups of people that I knew liked to do a lot of return visits and take extra long coffee breaks.
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  How open-minded are you since leaving Jehovah's Witnesses?

  by nvrgnbk in

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  I'm definitely more open-minded in the way I view people who are non-jws. I've gotten to know a lot of people in the world on a level that I never would have if I were still brainwashed into believing they were all evil. I discovered they were not at all as I was led to believe they were. They're people just like me and a lot of other people I knew when I was in. I've opened my mind to the idea that there were a lot of good and decent people in the world.
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  Please Share a few of Your All-Time Favorite Movies

  by flipper in

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  thought this would be interesting.

  easy subject.

  personally i have a few.

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  The movies that made me laugh the most:

  A Fish Called Wanda(Kevin Kline is hysterical), Caddyshack, Bull Durham, There's Something About Mary, Kingpin, Office Space, The first Naked Gun movie
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  Another J W e mail

  by NikL in

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  i noticed another thread on this site relaying a stupid e mail making the rounds of dubdom.. well i just got this one and i thought i would share.... powerful illustration.

  after the prayer, the local elder slowly stood up, walked up to the.

  platform and, before he gave his public talk, he briefly introduced a guest.

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  Let's file this one away in the realm of things that would never ever happen.
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  80's Music

  by mrsjones5 in

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  i really enjoyed the 80's modern rock/new wave/alternative music topic so why not have a topic for all 80's music?

  pop, country, r&b, rap, metal, whatever you love and can think of.. cool, i'll go first .

  julie fordham - happy ever after http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9qgur8etug.

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  keyser soze

  Ah yes, the 80's. Back when MTV used to actually show videos. The very first video I ever watched was "You Might Think" by The Cars. That was also the very first album I ever bought. How did Ric Ocasek end up with Paulina Porizkova?
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  Disgusting comment re: education from Tacoma 2007 District Convention

  by Justitia Themis in

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  this is from saturday afternoon program.

  the speaker first starts with what he called the "alphabet soup" of degrees....a.a., b.a., m.a., ph.d., etc.

  ; he said they were nothing more than "sheepskins on the wall.

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  keyser soze

  It sounds like this brother has a degree in BS
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  By Chr*st! I think they are pushing Baptism!

  by cultswatter in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  here is that watchtower format change letter again .

  christian congregation of jehovah's witnesses.

  2821 route 22, patterson, ny 12563-2237 phone: (845) 306-1100. .

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  keyser soze

  So the incentive for getting baptized now is to get the special, JW only version of the WT? By all means, sign me up.
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  Prepare to be disgusted(more jw e-mails)

  by darth frosty in

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  this one is the best.. this is an experience from one of our sisters from athens spanish that went to italy and greece to serve.

  she relates this experience that i thought was really interesting.

  she asked him why, and he replied, how can i question the man if i have not read them myself.. .

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  keyser soze

  I got to the point where I stopped believing any of their BS experiences. "They traveled 500 miles on foot through crocodile infested waters just to attend the meeting!" Give me a f*****g break already.